wise thinking!!

read and enjoy.

Advaniism:You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.

Chandrababuism:You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet
and
milk them from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism:You have two cows. You teach them to cry,
"Ammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
and fall at your feet.

Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crores worth of cattle feed
for them.

Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their
milk in your mouth.

Rajivism: You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

Vajpayeeism: You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners
and you eat cattle-feed.

Veerappanism: You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to feed
them.

Azharism: You have only one cow. You take money from bookies to maintain
it.

the grand winner
A Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign and re-engineer
them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times more milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide

he he....