read and enjoy.
Advaniism:You have two cows. You dont milk them. You worship them.
Chandrababuism:You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet
and
milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism:You have two cows. You teach them to cry,
"Ammmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
and fall at your feet.
Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crores worth of cattle feed
for them.
Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their
milk in your mouth.
Rajivism: You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
Vajpayeeism: You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners
and you eat cattle-feed.
Veerappanism: You have two cows. You take over a reserved forest to feed
them.
Azharism: You have only one cow. You take money from bookies to maintain
it.
the grand winner
A Japanese Corporation: You have two cows. You redesign and re-engineer
them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times more milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide
he he....
Monday, June 28, 2004
wise thinking!!
Saturday, June 26, 2004
Rains!!
Its that season when the sky seems heavy,
Its that season when the seas are wavy.
its that season when the peacock starts dancing,
its that season when the cuckoo starts singing.
yes its the monsoon magic....the rains are here again
I absolutely love the mumbai rains. People staying in mumbai only can experience what i am describing...
Its so lovely to get up in the morning with a cup of hot steaming tea in your hand and enjoy the heavy rains lashing outside....
When i was a kid i used to wait for heavy rains,because mumbai invariably gets flooded after any heavy shower, so that school gets closed and i could enjoy the rains...
I rememeber one incident, i was in some kg class, the previuos night it had rained very heavily and the school was closed. my mom and dad told me that today is a holiday and i started crying becos i couldnt go to school. my dad hoisted me on his shoulders and waded through knee deep water and took me to school to show me that it was really closed..then i stopped crying ; )
u just have to be in mumbai to experience it....there is no other....
well i end it up with a rhyme..its in marathi
ye re ye re pausa!
tula deto paisa!!
paisa zhala khota!
paus aala motha!!
here starts the rain..i am off..bbye
enjoy : )
types of women
here is a good read. I read it on www.fe2be.com. liked it so i posted it on the blog.
no hard feelings.its just meant to bring a smile on your faces
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you
mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman :)
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...
enjoy : )
Friday, June 25, 2004
huge inboxes
well there seems to be a deluge of e-mail providers that have come up with large inboxes..first there was a news that google is going to come out with 1GB inboxes soon and it started with invitational e-mail accounts...it was soon followed by yahoo(100 MB)...now rediffmail has converted all active accounts to operational 1GB accounts.....hotmail not to be left behind is going to offer 250 MB inboxes...I wonder from where r they goin to offer so much space..precious memory...and that too free.not that i am too worried. I wonder how am i going to utilize this space. I have e-mail ids with all providers. If someone can please come out with ideas to use this much space just send out some comments ; )....what started out as exchange of text e-mails has now become the war of MB's and GB's...long live the internet...i guess this is the age of huge inboxes ; )
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
jokes
hello ppl check these out
ek aadmi ki bivi kho gayi,
wo ram ke mandir gaya,
ram bole pas ke hanuman mandir jao,
meri bhi unhi ne dhundi thi : )
2nd one
do sardar ped pe bethkar gaa rahe the.
achanak ek sardar ulta latak ka gaane laga,
dusre ne pucha ulta kyon latka hai,
sardar bola oye side B!!
dont blame me...i got these sms from some one
enjoy : )
Monday, June 21, 2004
Lakshya!!
There I was lying on the bed...at 1:30 am in the morning in one of the rare instances when sleep had abandoned me...staring at the ceiling and feeling the cool monsoon air coming in from the open window.....thinking in the moments of emptiness...what I am doing?....where am I heading to?....what is my goal?...what is my aim....the word is Lakshya....exactly Lakshya!!!
I was wondering when man comes to life he does not have any lakshya.As and when he grows older he sets out to achieve various goals.There is no single Lakshya. Infact throughout our Life we achieve some goals and some goals remain unfulfilled. At different stages in life we have diferrent goals....different ambitions...
when i was a baby my only Lakshya was to get my mother's complete attention!!!
when i grew older my only Lakshya was to drink bournvita, go to school and study ; )
when i was in 10th my only Lakshya was to get good marks and get into a good college!!!
when i understood what is love my only Lakshya was to get the attention of my crush ; )
when I was in 12th my only Lakshya was to score high and get into a good engineering college!!!
when i got into engineering my only Lakshya was to score 40% minimum to clear the sem ; )
when i was in final year my only Lakshya was to get a First Class on my Degree Certificate!!!
when I was applying my only Lakshya was to get into a US university and get funding : )
my only Lakshya now is to get the damn F1 VISA and come over to the US of A!!!
haan yehin rasta hai mera, maine ab jaana hai!!
haan yehin sapna hai mera, maine pehchana hai!!
mujhe ab yeh dikhana hai,
roke mujhko aandhiyaan, kya zameen aur aasmaan
paoonga jo lakshya hai mera
Lakshya kooooooo.......har haal mein pana hai!!!
(for the uninitiated this is a modification of the original song in Lakshya......sorry for copyright voilations; ) )
well i think i am beginning to doze off ; )
my only Lakshya now is to complete my sleep...have to get up tomorrow morning ; )
zzzz....Lakshya!!!...zzzz.....exactly Lakshya!!!!....zzzzzzzzzz
Saturday, June 19, 2004
"Kumbhakaran"--hope u ppl know this Ramayana character
The other day I was travelling in the good ol' BEST bus and I suddenly got up with a jolt after sleeping yet another time in a moving vehicle and remembered that I had to get down. I just managed to alight at my stop...there have been many instances where i have gone ahead of my stop(thats another story!!)...
We had a lesson in marathi in 10th "Nidradevi chi aaradhana"...(which in english means Invoking the blessings of Sleep Goddess).In this the author had the inborn ability of dozing off when it was time for studies!!...I think god has given me this strange ability of dozing off anywhere in the world..though this is sometimes beneficial in case of a boring lecture ; )...you name any place; buses, cars, trains, "autorickshaws", planes,airports, classrooms, theatres(unless the movie is very interesting!!)...I do manage to catch 40 winks.....
The shortest journey in which I managed to sleep was in a rick from my house to the station, my friend had to literally wake me up(dunno know what I was doin the last night..must have been sleeping ; ) )
Another instance I was found on the floor(instead of my bed!!)sound asleep by my mom...I was in such a deep slumber that I failed to notice that I had landed on the floor.I remember many more episodes and hilarious incidences related to my sleep..maybe another time...but the Goddess of Sleep "Nidradevi" must be surely happy with me and she has blessed me with instant sleep"kahin bhi kabhi bhi"....I better go and complete my sleep now : )
